KonamiXSNKXNintendo2.0: Pit and Dark Pit

(Theme Songs)

Underworld & Dark Pit’s Theme (Kid Icarus Uprising)

(Turn Start Quotes)

Pit: “Let’s get to it!”

“It’s our turn now!”

Dark Pit: “Hmph.”

“Sure. Why not?”

(Item Get Quotes)

Pit: “Lucky!”

“Hm? Can I eat this?”

Dark Pit: “What’s this?”

“Might be useful to me.”

(Using Item Quotes)

Pit: “All better!”

“Good to go!”

Dark Pit: “There! Now fight better!”

“Now don’t say I never helped you!”

(Knocked Out Quotes)

Pit: “I’m finished…”

“I’m sorry, Lady Palutena…”

Dark Pit: “Darn it… To lose to you…”

“I can’t lose here…”

(Getting Revived Quotes)

Pit: “Thanks for the help!”

“Never give up! Never surrender!”

Dark Pit: “Ugh, this isn’t like me!”

“...I didn’t need your help, you know.”

(Reviving Ally Quotes)

Pit: “Don’t worry, I got ya!”

“I am by your side!”

Dark Pit: “Honestly…”

“Well, aren’t you going to make up for your mistake?”

(Summoned As Support Quotes)

Pit: “Here we come to save the day!”

“Light and dark duo time!”

Dark Pit: “Tch. What a pain.”

“Better not slack off, angel boy!”

(Pre-Battle Solo Conversation Quotes)

Pit: “Light and darkness coming together to battle evil! Ha ha ha!”

Dark Pit: “Ugh! What an idiot…”

(Post-Battle Solo Conversation Quotes)

Pit: “Whew! I am hungry. I wonder if there is any ice cream around here.”

Dark Pit: “Just because our world has food lying around the ground doesn’t mean this one would”

(Super Attack)

Three Sacred Treasures & Dark Pit Staff: Pit immediately equips the Three Sacred Treasures to which he used the Arrow of Light on the enemy. However, Dark Pit was assisting by using various weapons which includes bows, claws and even clubs. Then, Dark Pit pulled out his namesake staff and shot a magic bullet at it, knocking the enemy. However, Pit charged up one final shot. When he released it, a bunch of light arrows fly around and home in on the enemy which resulted in a large burst of light.

(Multi Attack)

Daybreaker: Pit and Dark Pit started to circle the enemies. while flying their various arrows at them. Though Dark Pit was doing most of the work while Pit was carrying his arrows, he was going around and searching for pieces of the Daybreaker. After collection all three pieces, he had told Dark Pit to get out of the way which he quickly obliged. It was then Pit had aimed the Daybreaker at the three and fired a large beam of light at them.

(Dealing Final Blow Quotes)

Pit: “Don’t think you are getting away!”

“This is the Three Sacred Treasures!”

“It is time to end this with style!”

Dark Pit: “Die.”

“I had enough of your antics.”

“This is the part where I win.”

(Dealing Final Blow Poses)

When Pit is about to shoot his final arrow, he closed his eye with a determined look of his face.

When Dark Pit is about to shoot his staff, he gave a smug smirk.

(Pre-Battle Conversations With Support Unit Quotes)

(Shanoa)

Shanoa: It is always a honor to fight alongside with an angel. Come, let’s show these monsters we are not to be trifled.

Pit: W-Wow, Shanoa, you and the other vampire hunters are going to make me blush eternally.

Dark Pit: Ugh, gag me with a spoon.

(Bill Rizer)

Bill: Wait, you are the darker and edgier version of Pit? Sheesh, you think that you would at least lost the dress if that was the case!

Dark Pit: Ugh, this man is incredibly obnoxious!

Pit: Bill is just being Bill…

(Solar Boy Django)

Django: Pit, it is a great honor to fight along side with an angel! Please, count on me to help!

Dark Pit: ...I am an angel too, idiot.

Pit: To be fair, most angels don’t have BLACK wings.

(Nanami)

Nanami: Hey, Pit, after this fight, how about I cook you up a meal?

Pit: Um, n-no thank you, Nanami. We clearly got better things to worry about.

Dark Pit: Pit turning down food? Yep, that is definitely a sign that you are a terrible cook!

(Henry Townshend)

Henry: I have to wonder. How am I going to help two people that are immortal?

Dark Pit: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I can’t keep this idiot’s stupidity in check by myself.

Pit: Why is it whenever you are complimenting someone, it is always when insulting SOMEONE ELSE?

(Sparkster)

Sparkster: Pit, are you sure you don’t want to go help Lady Palutena?

Pit: If Lady Palutena is okay with not fighting aside me then who am I to complain?

Dark Pit: Do you think of ANYTHING but that so-called goddess? And if you say food, then so help me…

(Nyami)

Pit: You gotta stay upbeat, upbeat, upbeat!

Nyami: Oh, you’ll be dead meat, dead meat, dead meat!

Dark Pit: That’s it! I am swapping groups after this!

(Wade)

Wade: Hey, can I borrow one of your weapons, guys?

Dark Pit: Don’t you ever use your OWN weapons!?

Pit: Don’t be like that, Pittoo. We could go always get a new weapon from a nearby treasure chest.

(Anoa Aoba)

Anoa: Air support ready!

Pit: Ground control ready!

Dark Pit: Quit with the military talk and let’s get to the battle!

(Athena Asamiya)

Athena: Wow, it must be so awkward to literally face your darker side...

Pit: Yeah, it is weird at first but I got used to it!

Dark Pit: Lady, your main problem is that you are talking to him as if he was a NORMAL person.

(Mai Shiranui)

Mai: Pittoo, could you bless me for that me and Andy could get married?

Dark Pit: What do you take me for, some kind of priest?

Pit: She kept begging me to do the same thing last time… Best to ignore her.

(Nakoruru)

Dark Pit: Nakoruru, was it? Viridi would not shut up about wanting to recruit you.

Pit: Really? Wow, Nakoruru, that is amazing! Viridi is very picky about people!

Nakoruru: I would be more flattered if she didn’t have such a hatred for humans…

(Kaede)

Kaede: An angel huh? Have you ever heard of Hell’s Gate?

Pit: Of course I did! Wait, are we talking about the same Hell’s Gate?

Dark Pit: Considering that you are from different worlds, it is clear that you are not, you idiot!

(Sho Hayate)

Hayate: You know, Pit, you are definitely a force to be reckoned with. Wanna join the Fu’un tournament sometime?

Pit: EHH? But what if I lose and my clothes are torn about! Then I would be breaking the angel’s code of conduct!

Dark Pit: Are you so real?

(Kisarah Westfield)

Kisarah: Sheesh, who knows just a grumpy and downright rude person is actually inside of you all along, Pit.

Pit: Yeah, sometimes I keep forgetting that he is actually me and not just a lookalike who likes black.

Dark Pit: ...I am standing right here, you idiots!

(Leona Heidern)

Leona: I have a comrade that dislikes angels.

Pit: W-Whoa… Then that is a good thing that person isn’t here right.

Dark Pit: Tsk. Let them be here. I could use some target practice if I am used to perform self-defense.

(Iroha)

Dark Pit: A maid? So you dedicated your life serving some fancypants? Tch. How pathetic.

Iroha: ...You wish to be called Dark Pit, correct? Can we continue this conversation after the battle?

Pit: ..Never thought I wish for an endless army of monsters.

(Janne D’Arc)

Janne: Hm? An angel, huh? Pit, do a good one and I will decide if you are worthy to be a suitor for me.

Pit: EHHH? But I can’t get married! What will Lady Palutena say?

Dark Pit: Knowing her, she would probably just egg you on.

(Elta)

Elta: Pit, Dark Pit, how come neither of you could use magic?

Dark Pit: Beats me. If I could be born with magic, I would if that so-called goddess actually gave her magic!

Pit: Hey, Uprising is NOT a RPG! You know that as well as I do!

(Bowser)

Bowser: Heh! My dark side could beat your side any day of the week, angel boy!

Pit: You’re on! Come on, Pittoo! Take on Bowser’s dark side and beat him!

Dark Pit: Don’t make challenges like that as if I am your pet!

(Samus Aran)

Dark Pit: Yo, Metroid! I’ll call you when I want support!

Samus: Who are you calling a Metroid, you cheap knock-off!?

Pit: Psst, Pittoo. Maybe Samus isn’t the best person to try that joke with.

(Captain Falcon)

Pit: Captain Falcon, please teach me to power of the Falcon Punch!

Falcon: Sorry, Pit, it is not just something that could be taught. It is called the FALCON Punch for a reason.

Dark Pit: Good. Because if he learns it, we will never learn the end of it.

(Donkey Kong)

DK: Do Pit know about Ultra Heaven? DK wants to collect bananas!

Dark Pit: Ultra Heaven? You stupid ape! You can’t talk about that here!

Pit: Why not? I mean we ARE parodying a Sega crossover after all.

(Palutena)

Pit: Fighting side-by-side by Lady Palutena. It is like a dream come true! Somebody pinch me! Ow!

Palutena: You’re right! It IS like a dream come true! Hee hee hee!

Dark Pit: ...I am going on ahead before I puke.

(Serena)

Pit: Sometimes I wish that I could fly without the help of Lady Palutena.

Serena: Don’t worry. I actually heard that Scyther can’t learn Fly until a while later.

Dark Pit: Right… And let’s pretend that we actually know what you mean.

(Little Mac)

Pit: You better not underestimate us!

Dark Pit: Go ahead, let them. It would make their fall all the more satisfying.

Little Mac: I know I shouldn’t agree with that sadistic behaviour but it is kinda hard not to.

(Fiora)

Pit: Wait, you are a cook, Fiora! Then could you cook me something after we finish here? Please, please, PLEASE!

Dark Pit: Ugh, you could just ignore him, Fiora.

Fiora: No, it is alright. At least he appreciates my cooking more than Shulk.

(Ika)

Ika: You know, you boys could use some more colour in your life!

Pit: Hey, these are the standard clothes of an angel and Pittoo’s are the standard clothes of a dark clone!

Dark Pit: ...Pit, I am going to add some black and blue to your outfit after this.