ProjectXZone: Sonic n Shadow's Paired-Up Dialogue

(Pre-Battle Dialogue)

Bahn
Shadow: Sonic, if you are not going to act seriously, at least focus on the enemies!
Sonic: Um, sorry. I just can’t help but reminded of a fighting tournament I was in when watching Bahn fight.
Bahn: Oh really? Maybe we should talk about it after this battle is over!

Tron Bonne & Servbots
Tron: So this Eggman guy is a robot inventor. Heh heh heh. How about you show me where he lives sometime?
Sonic: Hey, that would actually be a good idea! What do you think, Shadow?
Shadow: No. We would just be losing one mad scientist and gain another.

Vashryon
Shadow: Vashryon, try to act seriously! Just showing off with those flips!
Vashryon: Hey, this is how I always fight! Besides, Sonic doesn’t seem to care that much. Right?
Sonic: Nope. If that is your style, go for it. Personally, I wouldn’t be seen holding those things!

Lindow Amamiya
Lindow: So boys, how about we see if we could get any drinks after this battle is done?
Sonic: Um, hate to sound like Shadow but I could take you up on that offer. I am 16.
Shadow: Hmm… Technically, I AM above legal age.

Neneko & Neito
Neneko: Who is stronger, really? Sonic or Shadow, really?
Shadow: Heh. Stick around long enough, kid and you will find out!
Sonic: Couldn’t had said it better myself, Shadow!

Heihachi Mishima
Heihachi: Gah hah hah! May you grovel before my feet in pain!
Sonic: Geez, why am I always attracting the evil old coots?
Shadow: At least this one is actually useful in a fight.

Sanger Zonvolt
Sanger: Speed doesn’t not always equal strength! You also need to work on your weaknesses!
Sonic: Hey, if they can’t catch me, they can’t hit me! There, I got my weaknesses covered!
Shadow: Please excuse Sonic, Sanger. He is a cocky fool.

Valkyrie
Valkyrie: Shadow, you claim to be the Ultimate Life Form. Does that mean you are a god in your homeworld?
Shadow: Well, perhaps “god” is pushing it a little but…
Sonic: Yo, Valkyrie! Don’t encourage him!

Flynn Scifo
Sonic: A knight, huh? Does your sword constantly tell you off too?
Flynn: Um, no. My sword doesn’t talk at all.
Shadow: Where in the world did THAT come from?

Princess Devilotte de Deathsatan IX
Devilotte: You two are very interesting. Perhaps I should turn you into one of my patchwork creations.
Shadow: Forget it! I had it enough with experiments!
Sonic: Yeahhhhh and bratty evil girls are kinda a turn-off for me so yeah… That’s a no from me too.

Arthur
Arthur: Allow me to show you two how a knight fights!
Sonic: Don’t worry. Shadow and I know all about knights, don’t we, Shadow?
Shadow: Wait, we do?

Lady
Shadow: I don’t suppose you know how to upgrade my gun.
Lady: Hmm… This model is new to me but I think I could edit it. It should take us time.
Sonic: That’s the beauty of fighting unarmed! You don’t have to worry about still things like upgrading and stuff!

Batsu Ichimonji
Batsu: Ugh, more of these!? I will beat down them with my fists!
Sonic: Heh. You remind me a lot like Knuckles with your fiery spirit.
Shadow: You are just as obnoxious as him too.

Imca
Sonic: All right, guys! Let’s charge ahead with everything we got!
Imca: Hold on, Sonic! Don’t you think we need a plan first?
Shadow: I don’t even think he knows what a plan is.

Alisa Bosconovitch
Alisa: So Shadow, you had been created too?
Shadow: Yes, I had been created to become the Ultimate Life Form. Was that the case with you?
Sonic: Considering the chainsaw, rocket punches and exploding heads, I think that is the case here.

Rikiya Busujima
Busujima: Shadow, I sense an ominous presence on you.
Shadow: I suppose that is to be expected…
Sonic: Don’t worry, Busujima. Shadow isn’t evil. He is just an anti-social jerk!

Bruno Delinger
Bruno: Just call me in whenever you need me, boys!
Shadow: No, thank you. I don’t like being fired by exploding grandfather clocks.
Sonic: While on the subject, what IS in that clock? Seriously?

Ulala
Sonic: Hey, Ulala! Are the cameras rolling? I want your viewers to see me in action!
Ulala: Don’t worry! As of right now, you are our current stars in their scoop!
Shadow: Oh, for the love of… Anyone want to swap groups!?

Saya
Saya: Oh my! I hope you two furry gentlemen are willing to show a girl like me a good time!
Shadow: She reminds me of Rouge…
Sonic: At least Knuckles isn’t here. He would have been too flustered to fight.

Juri Han
Juri: You? You are the Ultimate Life Form? Don’t make me laugh!
Shadow: Perhaps you would like to see first-hand my power, hm?
Sonic: Um, can you two destroy each other AFTER we finish this fight? Knowing you, you would still want to fight.

(Post-Battle Dialogue)

Bahn
Bahn: Come to think of it, I think I saw a green duck and a polar bear before. Are they friends of yours?
Shadow: I believe I met a green HAWK before but that’s about it.
Sonic: I met them before. Man, I completely forgotten about them until you brought them up…

Tron
Servbot: Sonic! Shadow! We did it!
Sonic: Heh heh. They remind me a lot like Chao!
Shadow: Well, at least we don’t have to worry about feeding them.

Princess Devilotte de Deathsatan IX
Devilotte: Bwa ha ha! I bet you are shaking in fear at my robot army!
Shadow: Heh. I had seen a lot of threatening designs from Eggman!
Sonic: Yeah, when you met the guy, you realize that is not a good thing.

Batsu Ichimonji
Batsu: If Hinata and Kyosuke are here, we would have beaten them with a Party-Up Techinque.
Sonic: If Tails and Knuckles were here, we would have destroyed them with a Team Blast.
Shadow: If Rouge and Omega were here, we would have won without “the power of teamwork”.

Ulala
Ulala: And here we end the broadcast for now! I am your host, Ulala from Space Channel 5!
Sonic: Guest starring, the Blue Blur, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Shadow: No, seriously. Somebody trade with me. I am desperate.